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Rude Health Café menu.

Explore Rude Health Café’s menu at Kiln House, London. Enjoy expertly brewed coffees, vibrant lattes, wholesome breakfasts, and nourishing seasonal lunches. Friendly service, plant-based options, and cozy indoor/outdoor seating await you.

— Week of 23 Mar, 2026 —
Drinks 13 Lunch 7 Breakfast 5
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About the menu

Rude Health Café in London’s Kiln House offers a vibrant menu that celebrates wholesome, seasonal ingredients with a fresh twist. Their breakfast selections are both comforting and creative, featuring delights like Classic Porridge made with almond drink and the Halloumi, Spinach & Chilli Jam Brioche – hearty yet light. For lunch, the Lentil Cauliflower Dahl and Beetroot, Kale & Couscous Salad stand out as nourishing, plant-forward options, while the Chicken Caesar Salad and Quesadilla provide satisfying, balanced choices.

Their beverage menu complements the food perfectly, offering expertly crafted coffees like Flat Whites and Cappuccinos alongside exciting options such as Matcha Latte and Turmeric Latte. Customers rave about the quality and variety, with many appreciating the alternative milk options. The café’s welcoming vibe, attentive staff, and both indoor and outdoor seating make it an ideal spot to relax and enjoy a thoughtful meal or excellent coffee.

Allergies or dietary restrictions? Please ask staff before ordering — they can talk you through every dish. Menus change often, so symbols aren't always up to date.
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Drinks

13 items

Espresso

$£2.80

Macchiato

$£2.80

Long Black

$£3.25

Cortado

$£3.00

Flat White

$£3.55

Cappuccino

$£3.75

Latte

$£3.75

Mocha

$£4.00

Matcha Latte

$£4.00

Teas

$£2.50

Chai Latte

$£4.00

Turmeric Latte

$£4.00

Hot Chocolate

$£4.00

Lunch

7 items

Lentil Cauliflower Dahl

$£8.20

Soup of the Day

Optional sourdough toast +80p

$£5.80

Beetroot, Kale & Couscous Salad

Optional feta.

$£7.50

Chicken Caesar Salad

$£7.50

Quinoa Quesadilla

$£5.00

Ham, Emmental & Mustard Toastie

$£5.50

Tuna Melt Toastie

$£5.50

Breakfast

5 items

Bacon Brioche

$£4.50

Halloumi, Spinach & Chilli Jam Brioche

$£4.50

Classic Porridge

Made with Rude Health Almond drink. Extras include mixed berries, nut butters, syrups and honey.

$£3.50

Apple & Cinnamon Bircher

$£3.50

Sourdough Toast

Two slices of buttered sourdough, add jam, marmalade, Nutella, or marmite for extra.

$£3.50
from a recent review —
Fabulous food and beverages, great service and both indoor and outdoor seating. No loo at present so go beforehand. Charging sockets provided inside! Would recommend the pancakes and the Avocado toast with all the trimmings
Matthias Poynder-Meares
Feb 22, 2026
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